Kulture Kast

Kulture Kast 49 -- This Is Not The Show You're Looking for

2008-05-16T01:31:00.002-04:00

We seriously hope you weren't expecting a polished show this time, kids. We're talking about a most unsatisfying lunch break, the joys of calls from the maternal units, the continual tech-tardedness that plagues the kast, Robert Downey Jr., our plea for listeners to remind Susan Z of your listener numbers, listener feedback, and how everyone on the Kulture Kast is a winner.

See you kids at Balticon!

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Kulture Kast Wallpapers!

2008-05-10T08:55:00.003-04:00

Listener Adam Morey sent us these awesome Kulture Kast Wallpapers in two resolutions. How freaking awesome is that?

Adam, sir, I christen you listener #19.

Kulture Kast 48 -- Call A Cab

2008-05-09T13:49:00.002-04:00

We're not even pretending we have a topic tonight, kids. We are seriously all over the map -- talking about alcoholic slushies, open container laws, nipple barrels, the going rate for Biscuit-touching (cash only), Little Richard, Caprica casting spoilers, sonic screwdrivers, chicken cutlets, and the dangers of irony.

Listener poll: Do only old people use the word "spry"? Tell us in the comments!

Promo: Biscuit Slash Madlibs Jam at Balticon!

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Kulture Kast 47 -- Random Number Generator

2008-05-03T14:31:00.003-04:00

This one’s pretty random and more than a little raunchy, kids. We’re talking about coffee and cream, the new album from Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds (the title track, Dig, Lazarus, Dig!!! is available from The Podsafe Music Network), Biscuit's recent appearance on Mr. Adventure at RavenCon, some cheery pandemic scenarios from Dr. Cmar, the terrifying truth about clowns, Biscuit Slash Limericks (penned by Joe K of Feral Chicken and read by Podcasting's Rich Sigfrit), the amazing white chocolate spark plugs that Viv of Into The Blender made for Biscuit, and the upcoming Biscuit Slash Madlibs Jam at Balticon.

Promo: Nocturnal

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Kulture Kast 46 -- All Growed Up

2008-04-24T23:41:00.003-04:00

It's just Biscuit and Susan Z this week -- let's see if we can remember how to do this without a guest, shall we? First of all, we explain how and why Susan Z is a digital pimp in training. The other big thing we talk about before the break is the new Star Trek movie. Listener feedback includes an awesome Biscuit/Podcasting's Rich Sigfrit piece from Jack Jaffee.

Promo: Christiana's Shallow Thoughts

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Kulture Kast 45B -- The Other Side

2008-04-21T20:49:00.003-04:00

All right kids, here's the listener feedback section of episode 45. Earl Newton stuck around for the voicemails this week. We got groovy feedback from Choochus, Jack Jaffee, and Podcasting's Rich Sigfrit.

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Kulture Kast 45 -- The A Side

2008-04-19T16:42:00.003-04:00

Hide the silverware and lock up your daughters, folks, we've got renegade independent director Earl Newton on the show this time. This is Part A, where we chat with Earl about "Latchkeepers", the upcoming kickass episode of Stranger Things that was penned by Matt Wallace. Since we run a classy operation around here, we also talk about putting your hands down your pants, The Singularity, what makes Earl a tease, the Biscuit Slash Madlibs Jam, penis-shaped gear shifts, the mile-high club, and getting to the bottom of the Earl Newton/Rich Sigfrit conflict.

In Part B, releasing tomorrow, we'll get to some listener feedback and so on.

Promo: Stranger Things, of course

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Wondering where Kulture Kast is?

2008-04-18T09:10:00.002-04:00

Hang on one more day, kids. Last night we got a chance to chat with superstar independent director Earl Newton of Stranger Things, and as soon as I can get that edited, it will be going up as episode 45. Trust me, this is worth the wait.

KK 44 -- Hey La, Hey La, My Girlfriend's Back

2008-04-10T15:13:00.004-04:00

We're talking about fricking laser beams and the awesomnimity that was the season 4 opener of BSG (major spoiler alert, kids). We also have listener feedback from Andrea and Jack Jaffee of 12 Volt Theater (who has a bone to pick with Podcasting's Rich Sigfrit), as well as a mention of the KK Outtakes that are up at Requiem Of The Outcast. And Susan Z has a political discussion with the maternal unit.

Promo: Metamor City

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Kulture Kast 43 -- 43 Things That Are All Wrong

2008-04-05T11:32:00.005-04:00

Fasten your seatbelts, kids, we've got Podcasting's Rich Sigfrit on the show this time. We're trying to get to the bottom of the Earl Newton/Rich Sigfrit feud that has developed from Rich's leaking of some behind-the-scenes footage of the latest Stranger Things (featuring a script from Matt Wallace). We're also talking about all kinds of random stuff and we deal with a backlog of listener feedback including an outstanding new Biscuit Slash piece from Jack Jaffee. There's even a preview of a Biscuit/Rich duet.

Going to Balticon? Make sure you're free for the Biscuit Slash Madlibs event! Pencil in Saturday at 10 pm, kids.

promo: 12 Volt Theater

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ETA: There was a problem with some feedback/static in the second half of the show. I've edited it as best I can, but it still pops up in intervals. Sorry about the noise -- I hope you'll find it's worth it.

Kulture Kast 42 -- Not The Answer To Anything

2008-03-27T13:49:00.002-04:00

Before we even get down to business this week, Susan Z relearns an important lesson about not f*cking with your production machine. This one might be a bit rough around the edges, kids, but then, what else is new? We're talking about Jericho, the eagerly-anticipated Season 4 premiere of BSG and Reaganomics (srsly). We have a ton of listener feedback and the premiere of the very first Kulture Kast official ringtone! The ringtone will be up on the site in a day or two.

Promo: SOBCon

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Kulture Kast 41 -- Con Season Is Open

2008-03-20T11:34:00.001-04:00

This one's going long kids. The first half of the show is all about Stellarcon. We're talking about Michael Stackpole, Podcasting's Rich Sigfrit, Christiana Ellis, Joe Komenda, Geek Radio Daily, and the reason Biscuit and I need personal assistants (hint: it involves our no-show for the live performance of Mr. Adventure). And you haven't lived until you've witnessed Chrisopher Walken and Sean Connery singing "Wind Beneath My Wings" at Klingon Karaoke. 'Nuff said.

After the break, we respond to the massive outpouring of feedback we received in the last week. Command Line takes us to task for incorrect statements about Henry Rollins, Andrea takes us to task for neglecting to mention the awesomnimity that is Robert Hawkins on Jericho, Choochus makes his case for a listener number, and brand-new listener Jack Jaffee has a few things to get off his chest.

Promos: Steampunk Spectacular AND J.C. Hutchins Ultra-Creatives

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Kulture Kast 40 -- Forty Is The New Thirty

2008-03-12T23:40:00.003-04:00

It's episode 40 kids, and we're recovering from Matt Wallace's latest appearance on the show, so we're changing things up a bit. To kick off the show, we are spoiling the hell out of Jericho. It's a love-fest for Season 2 and we are discussing lots of details, so seriously, if you haven't watched the show already, skip ahead to the 34 minute mark. Oh, yeah, and there's some listener feedback.

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Kulture Kast 39 --

2008-03-06T16:52:00.003-05:00

Sorry this one's a little late -- there's a flu hanging around the Z compound that knocked Susan Z on her ass. Matt Wallace is bringing the harshness again, kids. We're talking about his upcoming anthology The Next Fix, how you can become a Variant Fiend, The Sarah Connor Chronicles, the first Biscuit Slash Madlibs from Nobilis, the potential Kulture Kast wiki, latent racism, comedians stealing from other comedians, and various other atrocities.

Promo: The Next Fix, of course

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Kulture Kast 38 -- The One Without A Clever Title

2008-02-28T07:11:00.003-05:00

We're talking about The Coreys, good headphones, Biscuit Slash Madlibs from Chris The Fixed Kitty, the British Parliamentary System, dancing monkeys, widdershins vs. deosil, Terry Pratchett, The Jackal, Rebel Without A Cause, problems with our K7 line, the return of Matt Wallace, Stellarcon (14-16 March in High Point, N.C.).

No promos this week.

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KK 37 Update

2008-02-22T15:52:00.003-05:00

I just got a sharp reminder of how very small the world is now with the internets and all. In our last episode, we mentioned Cordarounds, and I included a link to the company in the show notes. Imagine my surprise when I get email from Mr. Cordarounds himself, Chris Lindland, thanking me for mentioning the horizontal corduroys on the show! If you haven't checked out the site yet, please go read the blog and scientific research for yourself. Plus, hey, airships!

Kulture Kast 37 -- Strawberry Scented Elegance

2008-02-21T10:18:00.002-05:00

We're talking about a random collection of stuff this time kids, so the the show notes are just gonna hit the highlights for linkage purposes. First, if you donated to Matt Wallace's emergency computer fund, THANK YOU! Some other things discussed are cordarounds, the latest developments in Biscuit slash, Kingdom of Loathing, zefrank (the show and his current blogging), and the surprising upswing in quality in The Sarah Connor Chronicles. Somewhere in the middle of all that, we talk about the sheer genius that is crevette's deconstruction of Night Travels Of The Elven Vampire -- good news! The author has self-published a new, pornier rewrite called Eternity of Blood and crevette is doing a chapter by chapter review.

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Kulture Kast 36 -- The Cursed Episode

2008-02-14T22:37:00.002-05:00

Give me the podcast. Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Garageband City to take back the podcast that you have stolen. For my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great... You have no power over me.

You wouldn't believe the trials we endured to bring you the podcast this time, kids. It all started with a simple little Mac OS X update. It eventually involved two separate recording sessions, a clone/clean install of Angus MacBook, recording in ten-minute sprints in order to use a trial version of Audio Hijack Pro, and an upgrade to Garageband '08. Well.

So, it's a little late, and it's a little rough, but you'll understand why we persevered when you hear the awesome content provided by Brian (aka Listener #11) and Nobilis. Enjoy!

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Kulture Kast 35 -- Biscuit As A Boy Band

2008-02-06T23:01:00.000-05:00

Thanks again to Matt Wallace, who made last week's show the best damn show so far. This one's going to be considerably more low-key. Susan Z has some shopping etiquette tips, we both coin new words ("surpristicism" and "hubric"), the phrase "Boo-Yaa" is uttered, 20 pop-cultural obsessions even geekier than Monty Python, our responses to listener email (a bit of clarification on listener numbers -- do you have yours yet?) and a couple of voicemails. We love love love feedback, kids. Thanks bunches! Don't forget to submit your Matt Wallace/Biscuit slash, and we will archive it on Biscuitonia!

Breaking news: Matt Wallace's iBook has died on him, and he is in desperate need of some funds to get a new computer so that he can keep turning out the awesome work. If you have a few bucks that you can spare, please go here and donate to the cause, as a favor to both of us here at the Kulture Kast.

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Kulture Kast 34 -- XXX

2008-01-31T01:11:00.000-05:00

Apologies for the audio quality on this one, kids -- I had no idea how bad the echo was on our end until the interview was over. If you can bear with it, I promise it will be worthwhile. Why? Because we're talking to author, podcaster, and all-around badass Matt Wallace this week.

This one is absolutely not safe for work, kids, or the easily offended. Serious. In addition to pimping The Next Fix (forthcoming from Apex Publications), we manage to cover the sanctity of Matt's nipples, grammar fetishists, Threesome, teat-sucking, the etiquette of weekend bail-posting, Caged Heat, our feline overlords, cougars and cubs, Jeremy Sisto bringing the harshness, the Shadiggitron9000 Institute of Awesomeological Research, the ultimate suckiness of Ultimate Fighting, Rowdy Roddy Piper, Variant Frequencies, and J.R. Blackwell's vintage-style pin-up pics of our number one fan Andrea.

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Kulture Kast 33 -- Oddly Enough, The Atomic Number of Arsenic

2008-01-23T12:46:00.000-05:00

We're talking about some heartwarming childhood memories, Age of Conan: Hyborian Adventures (aka Biscuit's new job), Kingdom of Loathing, Biscuit's radio-edit cussing and Susan Z's potty-mouth, The Podcaster Smockdown, the upcoming Steampunk Spectacular, Psych, unreliable narrators as explored in The Usual Suspects and The Sixth Sense (if you have been living under a rock and haven't seen either of these, um, spoiler alert).

No promos this week, but special thanks to Chris The Fixed Kitty for our shiny new vamp tracks! Be sure to check out all new episodes of The Adult Space Child Free Podcast.

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Kulture Kast 32 -- The One Where It All Starts Making Sense

2008-01-17T10:08:00.000-05:00

This one's pretty random, kids. Biscuit just got back from a vacation, and Susan Z is clearly in need of one. A few things mentioned in the show include RealDolls, the lie of Zicam, Susan Z's childhood beverage experiences with coffee and beer, why helping with homework sometimes equals free booze, the strange allure of Stilton, Matthew Wayne Selznick, and we play some voicemail from our #1 fan Andrea. Once again, we forget to include the phone number in the actual podcast, but hey, it's always in the show notes. Put it in your speed dial, kids!

Actual important announcement: Mike Nelson has been doing some cool stuff with RiffTrax, but you need more riffing goodness, right? The original cast of MST3K is back together for a new project called Cinematic Titanic. You can get the dvd through EZTakes.

Promo: Morevi Remastered

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Kulture Kast 31 -- All Of This Has Happened Before

2008-01-09T23:27:00.000-05:00

After some general angst about bad birthdays, worse ex-boyfriends, and the joys of travel-related illness, we begin by exploring Biscuit's budding career as a sitcom recapper and Susan Z's limited career as a wino at the marketer's place once they find out about the podcast. We're finally talking about BSG: Razor and it shouldn't be surprising that we disagree about many of the particulars, but we agree that Season 4 can't possibly come soon enough. Check out the fan-wank about the BSG: The Last Supper pic for EW (original pic here, fan wank here, here, and here). We try to critique Journeyman, but it devolves into an unashamed lovefest for a show that might just be too good for network tv. Also, Nobilis is officially listener #18, and we manage to plug the voicemail number in the body of the actual show (just for you, Matthew Wayne Selznick).

Promos: Into The Blender and Playing For Keeps

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2008-01-02T20:25:00.000-05:00

Sorry, kids, but the Z House is down with the plague. No episode this week.

Hope your holidays were grand, and we'll see ya next week!

Kulture Kast 30 -- Christmas Recovery and Listener Feedback

2007-12-26T23:22:00.000-05:00

Get comfy kids, because this one is running long. We're off to a rocky start as we compare notes about our family Christmas visits. But then we welcome new listener Brian and get down to business. We're talking about the joys of retail, cabana boys, Journeyman, BSG Razor, pr0n, how very NOT weird Susan Z is, odd presents, and summer sausage. Plus, we have voicemail and blog comments. Also, we're thinking about giving you guys your very own fan numbers (yes, we are totally stealing this idea from J.C. Hutchins), so speak up and be counted! Last but not least, Susan Z would like to clarify that she loves her sister very much and in fact, relies on her sister's extensive knowledge of the proper way to do just about everything.

Promo: Space Casey

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